Today, I will be the first in the world to propose a new programming language called Obscene. You got it, it's a programming language that use obscenity and sensual words. Enough of the academic bullshit, I think programming should be a stimulating process and reading code should be a trip to the Vegas strip joint. Good code makes you want to come, bad code makes you want to puke.
With this new language, no longer will the compiler scream at you for typing pubic instead for public, and fuction instead of function. Interfaces will be prefixed with I as usual, but takes on a whole new entire meaning. IPhone...IWatch...ITouch, oh yes, IlikeIt.